He is His Mother's Son

...or however that saying goes.
Whatever the wordage, Hudson is already making inappropriate jokes, and pretty funny ones at that.
Tonight, Roomie Val was getting all gussied up and beautified for her fraternity (it's an honors thing) formal. She, in full makeup and hair, was scoping out the alcohol section in the kitchen when Hudson, all important-like, waddled his little butt over to the babygate between the kitchen and living room. His crawl was a little more awkward than normal since he was clutching something in his hand. Val, noticing this, asked him what he had in his paw.

That's when Hudson threw a condom at her.

With remarkable accuracy.

Then cackled hysterically.


See post below for further explanation.